Financially illiterate white lady made an appearance today on Silverwood street, just past that huge metal staircase running the Planet Fitness out of town. This month's rent? A new labrador puppy. The dog is expected to grow to "95 pounds in 6 months" and "eats", both factors could hinder any leases being honored in the near future. "As far as my roommates and landlord are concerned, I'm on IR, Into Rexy!!!!" Factoring in the costs to keep her new friend happy, healthy, fed and homed, her roommates should see talks of October's rent open up just before the Vet she can't afford calls on a phone she didn't buy to tell her she owns a dog that needs investments she can't make.
Catch FIWL Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sundays 10 minutes past happy hour at Cooper's, Bourbon Blue or Taqueria Feliz.
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