Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Lies to Impress the Server at Han Dynasty

All fa(lies)cts read in the voice of the great Reid 

The Han were tribal people, typically migration season was from April to May. The other months, typically, were spent collecting crops, seeing to the needs of the commons and conquering nearby peoples. 

The leader, the main leader for the longest period of time, he has post-humously been referred to as Emperor Shweng Zou. Shweng Zu was a craftsmen, a tradesmen, a politician, and a father. He gave bath to 19 children, mostly from brothers, sisters or passerby. 

The popular export of the time was Wheat. It grew an excess, the rain in that time period of earth was constantly falling. Meteorologists think it could have, likely, had something to do with the Moonlight. Specifically the way the Hans would cultivate the moonlight and use it for soil and better child care in the public domain. 

It's unpopular in the scholarly community but, from what my research indicates, 10 in 12 boys were born with an erect penis during Sweng Zou's reign at the Han's helm. It's my opinion that revolutionary birthing methods and a preference to bathe the baby immediately after ejaculation gave rise to their manly organs. 

Dinner was served at breakfast during the Han's reign. Typically breakfast was a light pasta dish with a side of bread. What we think today of as Italian was actually developed by the Han. 

Tobacco farms, specifically ones that grew, prepared and distributed the finished product, were thought to be the biggest killers of the era. Tobacco packets or, more appropriately blood money, were sold with a warning on the package "smoke or die".



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