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Texas Today
Chip Weston'
It was beer, women and bruises for Gus "Quick Draw" Canaugh, startin' pitcher for the Saint Joe's Hawks. It was Tuesday but who was keepin' track? He was young, fit and sticky with the women and tonight he was on a mission. A mission to Mars. Tonight would start with a little cologne and end with a lotta Chloe Sanchez, a little Dominicana Mama on scholarship from abroad.
"Hey babe, saw you in Chem. Thought of an equation when the Doc was mumbling on over some lingo shmingo."
Chloe was short, dark and friendly enough to respond in kind. Soundin' like an undercover Lela Bunny this pretty little lady remembered this face. He banged her friend in the shower, her sister in the bed and her mom in on the fire escape.
To her evil side: "Good luck, handsome."
"Oh yea, Big Papa, what's that?"
"Me, you and a bottle of tequila. I'm thinkin' we start fast and end even quicker, me first of course the lady comes last when the Quick Draw comes a knockin'."
From the left, a swarm of pretty little underage ladies piled out the bathroom and onto the dance floor.
"Hey, is that him?"
A friendly little bartender was happy to oblige. He was a fan of Gus himself and, fuck it, why not mix a little chaos with tonight's tips?
"That's him! That's Quick Draw!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
A friendly little frenzy on the Mad River steps pursued Quick Draw grabbed the ladies arm and made a move for an Uber. Not so fast said the crush from Santa Monica, I want me some Quick Draw tonight and Ms. Dominicana has GOT-to wait for her ticket to turn up.
Little Chrissy slipped through the crowd and onto the scene, she took out a club and clubbed the lady's knees.
"You're comin' home with me, you're comin' home with us, I'd like myself a baby but if not I'll take it rough."
Hunks. They take over Manayunk. Baseball Players. They're hunks.
Signing off.
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