Few left the Cactus Happy Hour satisfied last Wednesday when a Waitress, Cindy Luke, couldn't complete the order requests before having an adorable meltdown in the streets.
"Can I start you off with IS THAT A DOG?"
"It is. Her name is Lucille."
Beads of sweat falling down her face, Cindy did her best to contain herself. It wasn't enough.
"Can I start you with a - some wat - is that - what's she 3 maybe 4 weeks?"
"Yeah, she's about 6 we-"
"HUBABUBBA HOOPIE LOOP! HUBUBUBABUU LOO POO SHAMOOEY GAHGAH!"
The puppy was terrified and retreated the owner's back heel.
"Uh, do you want to pet her?"
Cindy's eyes jacked open and her head tilted, an ode to the Exchorcist. The owners wrapped the dog in their arms out of sheer terror, kicking at the waitress to "back off, down girl, down!"
"Hacoochiepoochiehoo? Ha-bloopy-doopy-coopy-coo coo!"
Owners made their getaway down Main. Cindy followed blindly into a car, rolling back at the feet of her final table of night.
"Welcome to Cactus can I start you with a waterrrrrrr?"
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