Wednesday, September 24, 2014

A StrEAT Festival for the Ages

All sorts of funky folk make their way to the annual StrEAT festival in Manayunk, but why are they really there. Top answers from a recent Neilsen study:

12-16: "Why was I raised here?" *weeps*

16-20: "I'm part of the real world, right?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

20-24: "A reason to spend all this cash I think I have!"

24-35: "Oh you know I think I'll work then, maybe I'll stop by after I write this report, and, you know, I'm just really busy all the time I don't really ever really eat but I guess I could walk down the street and, ugh you know what I'm just swamped." *Netflix*

35-50: "I'm hip, right?!?!"

50-beyond: "What happened to me?"

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