SJU Girl on YikYak: "Do it!" SJU Boy on YikYak: "Yea, do it!"

*PROMOTION

Do You Have Questions? Fears? Are You Lonely? 

-->  PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE? <---

introducing.......

YIKYAK! 

(crowd murmurs) "What's that?" "WEEE!" "YikYak!" "Am I the only one alone tonight?" "You are!" 

 Schoolboys! Wishers! Dreamers! Livers Learners Loners! 

did we mention this paranoia driven emotional roller coaster is FREE FREE FREE?! 

Kelly Ann Shimpsky (Anonymous) : "Yesterday I asked YikYak a really naughty question. I would never ever ask a friend that in real life. I'm just not that type of gal!" 

Billy Jean Jack (Anonymous) : "I use YikYak to vent about roommate problems! It's so effective, like, my roommate totally probly thinks it's me - that'll get 'im! 

YikYak is the newest lovechild of web 2.0 technology and teen angst. Such features as:

• Pose as anyone! 
• Geotag, but not really! 
• See what's wrong with the college experience NATIONWIDE! Your pick, sport! 
• Upvote, or (ruh-roh scooby doo!) Downvote!

But wait, there's more! YikYak only welcomes "quality content". If you're not cool, you're suspended! And hey you High School kids, scram! No kiddy drama welcome here!

And guess what? "what?!" It works works works! Just take a look at some of these Yaks! Cool!!!!!!

"When are the PhillyU girls gonna realize the guys are their school are a bunch of mouthbreathers and that they move on to the SJU guys?" +2  Nice! So True! 

"The minute school started I stopped trying." +12 Haha, that's the way! Get them!

"Manayunk is tainted with hipsters. Thanks PhilaU." +16 Good one, SJU! Let's see this rivalry play out on the gridiron! Grrr! 

YIKYAK

'Kind of like Twitter, Mixed with some Reddit, sprinkled with some human development flaws'