By Byg O'ldeek
TNZ Gossip
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| Professors & TA's have noted a spike in cuddle graphs. |
"Ready to cuddle in bed and watch Netflix. Fuck design workkkk :("
"Perfect cuddling and Netflix weather. If only I had someone to cuddle with..."
"Don't really want a relationship but would be nice to cuddle and watch movies every once in a while other than just fucking on the weekends."
-YikYak
Just what is it you boys don't understand about this deal? Like, do you think we sit around and wait for your little inky winky to arrive? Well, hah, we do a little, it's just not what it's all about. I wanna spend time with you, boy. Get to know you, boy. I wanna make love while we use my Dad's Netflix Queue, boy.
Come over during the week. Catch me in the rain, and leave your shoes at the door, boy. Take it off, take it all off, let me dry that for you boy. You rest up, catch up on some seasons of New Girl. Lemme get you caught up on that plot development, boy.
Take control of the cuddle. You be the spooner, i'll be the spoonee, boy. Let's take this relationship from Park Chan-wook's Oldboy to Anthony Bordain's Parts Unknown, boy. And when your friends call with some plans on the town, put that phone under the pillow, boy.
'Cause this is what it's all about, baby. 5% lovin', 40% cuddles, the rest is just drama, boy. Don't you know that, boy? Damn, just sit, boy, be my toy, boy.
When it's morning, boy - leave me. Don't say goodbye, no kisses, I understand what it isn't. But be back by 4, and bring me some popcorn? Heck, it's $4.95 - bring me a couple. Boy make me chuckle, pretend we're a couple, if we argue console me with tears make me chuckle. Damn, can't you see the value, boy? Netflix and some cuddles that's the answer, boy.
Come by my room, boy. Enjoy it. Time for you to play toy, boy.
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